I’m reading through The Meaning of the Pentateuch, an expansive book authored by John Sailhamer.

And my takeaway so far is that I need to get married to a very smart woman, and have several children in the hope that one of them will be a genius, so that when this child grows up, he or she can read The Meaning of the Pentateuch and explain chapter 2 to me, because, like, huh?