Dear women,

I’m writing this letter not to make fun of you, but because I’m concerned for you.  Please stop wearing those sunglasses.  They are so ugly.  Every man in your life thinks they look terrible.

I was going to write a long and eloquent spiel, but I decided that it would be showboating.  After all, I can simply demonstrate my point with two pictures:


A pretty woman whose face is marred by humongous ugly sunglasses A housefly whose head bears a striking resemblance to anyone wearing said sunglasses

I rest my case.

Your friend,

Dave

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