Ben has pointed me to one of the funniest—and saddest—things I have ever seen, first featured on the Kingdom People blog. Watch a KJV-only advocate put into practice his homegrown exegetical technique.
Now the thing that confuses me is that the verse in question, 1 Kings 14:10, says that God “will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall.” So doesn’t that make it a dangerous activity to pee standing up? From now on, I’ll be sitting down, lest I incur the wrath of God…. 😐
So anyway, once you’re done laughing, it would be good to pray for Steven Anderson, the preacher you just saw. Because if his other sermons are any indication, God has a lot of work to do here. (As He does with all of us.)