Cap’n Crunch hates CanadiansTake a look at this picture.  Notice the sugar-riddled children holding signs on the side of the track, representing their countries of origin.  Fr + ants = France!  Get it?  Ha ha ha!

Now take a look at the poor soul above it.  Can + ada = Canada.  And the sign is held by a cross-eyed nutcase with a missing tooth.  That is such an unfair stereotype!  At least half of all Canadians still have most of their teeth.