The greatest poem ever written
1
If when Don Cupid’s dart
Doth wound a heart,
We hide our grief
And shun relief,
The smart increaseth on that score;
For wounds unsearcht but rankle more.
2
Then if we whine, look pale,
And tell our tale,
Men are in pain
For us again;
So, neither speaking doth become
The lover’s state, nor being dumb.
3
When this I do descry,
Then thus think I:
Love is the fart
Of every heart;
It pains a man when ’tis kept close,
And others doth offend when ’tis let loose.
—Sir John Suckling, 1609–1642

Posted on August 30, 2010, in Artsy fartsy, Laugh, dangit!!, Poetry and tagged farting, flatulence, humor, John Suckling, love, poetry. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

LOL …..i don’t get it