An open letter to girls who wear those honking huge sunglasses that are all the rage nowadays
June 22, 2008
Dear women,
I’m writing this letter not to make fun of you, but because I’m concerned for you. Please stop wearing those sunglasses. They are so ugly. Every man in your life thinks they look terrible.
I was going to write a long and eloquent spiel, but I decided that it would be showboating. After all, I can simply demonstrate my point with two pictures:
I rest my case.
Your friend,
Dave
But Dave, you wouldn’t want all your friend girls to suffer sun damage to their eyes, would you?????? Those huge, Ugly sunglasses offer a lot of protection – maybe all those girls are concerned about their ocular safety rather fashion!
Maybe YOU should wear some!
PS, check out the updates on my blog…I have pics, and other news.
ah ha ha. love it. Those glasses are so Jacky O.