The KJV’s take on how to be a real man
Ben has pointed me to one of the funniest—and saddest—things I have ever seen, first featured on the Kingdom People blog. Watch a KJV-only advocate put into practice his homegrown exegetical technique.
Now the thing that confuses me is that the verse in question, 1 Kings 14:10, says that God “will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall.” So doesn’t that make it a dangerous activity to pee standing up? From now on, I’ll be sitting down, lest I incur the wrath of God…. 
So anyway, once you’re done laughing, it would be good to pray for Steven Anderson, the preacher you just saw. Because if his other sermons are any indication, God has a lot of work to do here. (As He does with all of us.)
Posted on February 14, 2008, in Laugh, dangit!! and tagged exegesis, hermeneutics, humor, King James Version, KJV-only, manhood, pee, urination. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.
Ohhh my. I love the single solitary “Amen” in the background.
That was great! I’m converting to KJV only!
Interesting to say the least…but, and this is just my hypocritical opinion machine talking, I think he could have found another way to make his point. Unless of course you really do wanna get all those little old ladies and men folks all up in a hissy. Might need to have a paramedic on stand-by for the sermon on sex.
Sorry Christina, ain’t gonna happen. The word “sex” isn’t in the KJV, so it’s not okay to use it in a sermon. Because it’s not in the Bible.
Oh. My. Word.
Now I’m wondering if he gets arrested on his next trip to Germany. Can you get the latest installment?
I went to this guy’s website by Googling “Faithful Word Baptist Church”
Truly scary stuff.